Geprotrig is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-knowing crane.

Geprotrig created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Geprotrig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Geprotrig, he will destroy your favourite star.

Geprotrig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Geprotrig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat oranges.

2. Do not take Geprotrig's name in vain.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.