Nart is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, fast turtle.

Nart created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nart, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nart, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nart's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nart.