Bemzoggepfagnatbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart clam.

Bemzoggepfagnatbeg created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Bemzoggepfagnatbeg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bemzoggepfagnatbeg, it will turn you into a hamster.

Bemzoggepfagnatbeg's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bemzoggepfagnatbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.