Gigrotfod is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak ant.

Gigrotfod created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigrotfod, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gigrotfod, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gigrotfod's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gigrotfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.