Nigcetyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent raccoon.

Nigcetyatt created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigcetyatt, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nigcetyatt, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Nigcetyatt's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Nigcetyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Put Nigcetyatt first in all things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never wear white dresses.

5. Never paint your face yellow.