Higdibtin is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever parrot.

Higdibtin created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higdibtin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Higdibtin, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Higdibtin's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Higdibtin's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Always help dolphins in need.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not make images of living things.