Rowstanvin Genliglag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, compassionate swallow.

Rowstanvin Genliglag created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowstanvin Genliglag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rowstanvin Genliglag, she will turn you into a goat.

Rowstanvin Genliglag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Rowstanvin Genliglag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill badgers.

2. Do not speak about rice.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.