Cimmobyam is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, boastful dragonfly.

Cimmobyam created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimmobyam, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cimmobyam, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cimmobyam's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cimmobyam's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat coconuts.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never hurt dogs.