Canwatboss is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, sapient squirrel.

Canwatboss created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Canwatboss, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Canwatboss, it will turn you into a mole.

Canwatboss' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Canwatboss' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.