Hivcussfigtabyartdan is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, sapient gorilla.

Hivcussfigtabyartdan created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivcussfigtabyartdan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hivcussfigtabyartdan, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hivcussfigtabyartdan's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Hivcussfigtabyartdan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Hivcussfigtabyartdan first in all things.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Hivcussfigtabyartdan loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about asteroids.