Nellgebdan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, boastful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nellgebdan created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellgebdan, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nellgebdan, he will not care at all.

Nellgebdan's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Nellgebdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nellgebdan's name in vain.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never hurt swans.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Nellgebdan must be the most important thing in your life.
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