Dotdavhadsandquimjam Wotyat is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, benevolent pigeon.

Dotdavhadsandquimjam Wotyat created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotdavhadsandquimjam Wotyat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dotdavhadsandquimjam Wotyat, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dotdavhadsandquimjam Wotyat's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dotdavhadsandquimjam Wotyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Erect five iron sculptures of Dotdavhadsandquimjam Wotyat on top of important buildings.