Fadpangsaw is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, prudent warg.

Fadpangsaw created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadpangsaw, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fadpangsaw, she will torture you forever.

Fadpangsaw's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fadpangsaw's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fadpangsaw three times a day.

2. Never talk about aardvarks.

3. Do not hurt capybaras.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Do not listen to music.
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