Tamnulgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, competent hare.

Tamnulgeb created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Tamnulgeb, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tamnulgeb, she will send you a sign.

Tamnulgeb's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tamnulgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Tamnulgeb loves shrews, so they must be respected.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think ill of sick whales.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Always help goats in need.