Piggadlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, tranquil donkey.

Piggadlarg created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Piggadlarg, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Piggadlarg, it will send you a sign.

Piggadlarg's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Piggadlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Piggadlarg.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never laugh in the presence of horses.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.