Rowzigrut is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, deceitful crane.

Rowzigrut created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowzigrut, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowzigrut, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Rowzigrut's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Rowzigrut's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Hide from orange birds for they are unholy.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.