Fliszakpod is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered whale.

Fliszakpod created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliszakpod, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fliszakpod, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fliszakpod's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Fliszakpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sharks.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Do not trade with those who eat apples.