Flatabsas Dibmindoss Rawlogflam
is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, sapient
duck
.
Flatabsas Dibmindoss Rawlogflam
created Africa six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Flatabsas Dibmindoss Rawlogflam
, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Flatabsas Dibmindoss Rawlogflam
, she will ignore you and hope you go away.
Flatabsas Dibmindoss Rawlogflam's
most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Flatabsas Dibmindoss Rawlogflam's Holy Commandments
1. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Flatabsas Dibmindoss Rawlogflam.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Do not drink water in white rooms.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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