Wablegtig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, grumpy camel.

Wablegtig created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Wablegtig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wablegtig, he will not invite you to parties.

Wablegtig's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Wablegtig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. You must pray to Wablegtig seven times a day.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never feed turnips to snakes while wearing orange rings.
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