Largbigwigdublaphas is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud
dragonfly.
Largbigwigdublaphas created the universe two years ago.
If you believe in
Largbigwigdublaphas, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Largbigwigdublaphas, he will destroy your favourite star.
Largbigwigdublaphas' most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Largbigwigdublaphas' Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Largbigwigdublaphas.
2. Always wear white.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Run away from mauve pigs, for they are unholy.
5. Do not chop down trees.