Nilllinlegcudmum is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-knowing fly.

Nilllinlegcudmum created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilllinlegcudmum, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nilllinlegcudmum, he will have a low opinion of you.

Nilllinlegcudmum's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Nilllinlegcudmum's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Hide from red seals for they are unholy.