Gedzagsugzimlunparksandzog is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, loving squid.

Gedzagsugzimlunparksandzog created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedzagsugzimlunparksandzog, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gedzagsugzimlunparksandzog, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Gedzagsugzimlunparksandzog's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Gedzagsugzimlunparksandzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Erect six gold sculptures of Gedzagsugzimlunparksandzog on top of important buildings.

4. Always look after injured tapirs.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.