Narstragdiss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, smart lizard.

Narstragdiss created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narstragdiss, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Narstragdiss, he will send you a sign.

Narstragdiss' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Narstragdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven capybaras approach from the east.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.