Wodzannab is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, passionate fairy.

Wodzannab created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Wodzannab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wodzannab, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Wodzannab's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Wodzannab's Holy Commandments

1. Wodzannab loves pigs, so they must be respected.

2. Eagles are not to be trusted.

3. Always look after injured snails.

4. Never talk about mites.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.