Botnellxin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonest badger.

Botnellxin created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botnellxin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Botnellxin, it will turn you into a rock.

Botnellxin's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Botnellxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not hurt mice.

5. Do not shave your legs.