Ingstercud is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unfair squid.

Ingstercud created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingstercud, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ingstercud, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ingstercud's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Ingstercud's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ingstercud.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never mention otters.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.