Vaddadfud is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, emotional troll.

Vaddadfud created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vaddadfud, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vaddadfud, he will not care at all.

Vaddadfud's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Vaddadfud's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.