Bessflabfar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful skunk.

Bessflabfar created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bessflabfar, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bessflabfar, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Bessflabfar's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bessflabfar's Holy Commandments

1. Bessflabfar loves seals, so they must be honoured.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.