Mumlogtetti is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humorless hydra.

Mumlogtetti created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Mumlogtetti, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mumlogtetti, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mumlogtetti's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Mumlogtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always obey Mumlogtetti's priests.