Weedinged is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish dingo.

Weedinged created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weedinged, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Weedinged, he will boil you in a big pot.

Weedinged's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Weedinged's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are not to be trusted.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.