Jinyartbud is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, irritating
cow.
Jinyartbud created silver twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Jinyartbud, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Jinyartbud, it will send minions to preach to you.
Jinyartbud's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Jinyartbud's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.
2. Do not kill cats.
3. Do not shave your legs.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.