Wotbonhap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart hydra.

Wotbonhap created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotbonhap, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wotbonhap, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wotbonhap's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Wotbonhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Wotbonhap loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

3. Never mention pigs.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.