Xintunsad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm dryad.

Xintunsad created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xintunsad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Xintunsad, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Xintunsad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Xintunsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Do not make images of living things.