Babkarhud Wipcitgil is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, duplicitous human.

Babkarhud Wipcitgil created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Babkarhud Wipcitgil, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Babkarhud Wipcitgil, he will try to impress you with trees.

Babkarhud Wipcitgil's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Babkarhud Wipcitgil's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Babkarhud Wipcitgil.

2. Never feed onions to monkeys while wearing turquoise corsets.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never write about nebulae.