Femhomcub is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring aardvark.

Femhomcub created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femhomcub, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Femhomcub, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Femhomcub's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Femhomcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Femhomcub loves snakes, so they must be respected.