Milyartab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, thoughtless narwhal.

Milyartab created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milyartab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Milyartab, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Milyartab's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Milyartab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Milyartab.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

3. You must pray to Milyartab seven times a day.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.