Rillarnfen is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate capybara.

Rillarnfen created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rillarnfen, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rillarnfen, she will curse you with boils.

Rillarnfen's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Rillarnfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

5. Do not hurt turtles.