Fotbotdit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered unicorn.

Fotbotdit created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotbotdit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fotbotdit, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fotbotdit's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Fotbotdit's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven gulls approach from the north.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never play with disobedient children.