Govcabbass is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful dragon.

Govcabbass created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govcabbass, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Govcabbass, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Govcabbass' most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Govcabbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always take life seriously.