Fet is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, ill-tempered fairy.

Fet created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Fet, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fet, it will try to impress you with trees.

Fet's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fet's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Never feed lemons to goats while wearing cyan shorts.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Hide if five great tits approach from the east.