Vilstanlik is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, astonishing dragonfly.

Vilstanlik created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilstanlik, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vilstanlik, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vilstanlik's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Vilstanlik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Always help sick snakes.

3. Seals are not to be trusted.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not hurt doves.