Gepbafjin is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, confident bear.

Gepbafjin created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepbafjin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gepbafjin, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Gepbafjin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gepbafjin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gepbafjin.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Erect three silicon sculptures of Gepbafjin on top of important buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

5. Always wear gray.