Lenlogjanxem is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, staggering butterfly.

Lenlogjanxem created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenlogjanxem, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Lenlogjanxem, he will turn you into a worm.

Lenlogjanxem's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Lenlogjanxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never pour water over plants.