Fumbennakteenfoddummut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, charitable dragonfly.

Fumbennakteenfoddummut created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumbennakteenfoddummut, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fumbennakteenfoddummut, he will cry a lot.

Fumbennakteenfoddummut's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Fumbennakteenfoddummut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three moths approach from the north.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Fast once a month.