Soggofkan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, astonishing human.

Soggofkan created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Soggofkan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Soggofkan, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Soggofkan's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Soggofkan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

2. Never hurt porpoises.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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