Likmipyat is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, deceitful
cobra.
Likmipyat created the world nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Likmipyat, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Likmipyat, he will ignore you.
Likmipyat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Likmipyat's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Never wear green jumpers.
3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
4. Likmipyat must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Never paint your chest magenta.