Likmipyat is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, deceitful cobra.

Likmipyat created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Likmipyat, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Likmipyat, he will ignore you.

Likmipyat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Likmipyat's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never wear green jumpers.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Likmipyat must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never paint your chest magenta.