Cubbughat is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, intelligent
human.
Cubbughat created an electron eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cubbughat, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Cubbughat, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Cubbughat's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Cubbughat's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair green.
2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
3. Do not wear pink clothing.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Never think about cell theory.