Cubbughat is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, intelligent human.

Cubbughat created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubbughat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cubbughat, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cubbughat's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cubbughat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think about cell theory.