Lanbagnan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, two-faced tortoise.

Lanbagnan created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanbagnan, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lanbagnan, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lanbagnan's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Lanbagnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Run away if seven turtles approach from the south.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Never talk about fire.