Gamspaghit is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, vain pig.

Gamspaghit created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamspaghit, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gamspaghit, he will strike you with lightening.

Gamspaghit's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Gamspaghit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Never think ill of sick dogs.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never wear rings.