Gamspaghit is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, vain
pig.
Gamspaghit created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gamspaghit, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Gamspaghit, he will strike you with lightening.
Gamspaghit's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.
Gamspaghit's Holy Commandments1. Always help sharks.
2. Do not wear cyan clothing.
3. Never think ill of sick dogs.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Never wear rings.