Himzancun is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, cheerful armadillo.

Himzancun created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Himzancun, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Himzancun, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Himzancun's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Himzancun's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dogs with great respect.

2. Do not take Himzancun's name in vain.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Himzancun.